How to Survive the Zombie Apocalypse at Monkey Sports

Full Disclaimer: The writing you see below is for entertainment purposes only, and in no way should it be taken seriously. The equipment represented in this blog are in NO way meant be used as weapons or as protection against anything other than the sports they were designed to be played in. Reader’s discretion is advised. Enjoy! (Be sure to click some of the Hyperlinks)

Monkey Sports Survival Guide

You would be surprised how much people change when faced against death and adversity. When the survival instinct kicks in, most people enter a state of panic and can act like distressed savages; others More >


Lacrosse Shaft Buying Guide – Replacing Gandalf’s Staff

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Much like a lacrosse shaft, a Wizard’s Staff is his primary weapon and serves as a symbol of his power. There are only a few known times where a Wizard’s staff has been broken; If you are lucky, this buying guide will help you choose a lacrosse shaft that won’t suffer a similar fate. Gandalf’s staff was lost and destroyed during his battle with Durin Bane when he demolished the Bridge of Khazad-dûm. If only Gandalf had read this; he probably would have bought a staff/shaft that would not have broke…

There are many different types of lacrosse shafts on the market, More >


Lacrosse Head Buying Guide – The Wand Chooses the Wizard

Have you ever heard the phrase, “It’s not the wand it’s the Wizard?” Well, that’s not entirely true.  A wizard cannot produce magic without his wand just like a LAXBRO cannot produce goals without his SPOON. This guide will help you through the process of selecting the perfect lacrosse head based on your preference. Before we begin, it is important to know that not every lacrosse head is perfect for everyone.  There are several factors in a head that accommodate each player such as; legality, weight, durability, mouth width,  pinch, and bottom rail configuration. If you want to improve your game More >